I think my camera rosak!!
I couldnt switch it on just now.
Dont tell me you are dying on me, Mr Canon.
Its still too early.

Im sorry I've always whined about you being too fat and bulky.
Im sorry I sometimes dumped you in bags and totally ignore you for weeks.
I'm sorry I've been looking at slimmer cameras.
I'm sorry I've talked about selling you.
I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Get well soon and I promise that I will take care of you better from now on.